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VIZITATORII au si ei o sansă de a posta pe acest Forum.
Doar pe acest topic - cine doreste acces la restul Forumului trebuie să se înregistreze.

Ca membri puteti avea acces total la subforumuri ce nu sunt afisate vizitatorilor, cum ar fi Muzică, Politică, Popasuri si altele.

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MesajSubiect: ENGLISH   Dum 24 Aug 2008, 00:39

This topic is open to english speaking people.
For any other language, you can start another topic.
Thanks!
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MesajSubiect: Re: ENGLISH   Mar 26 Aug 2008, 12:03

@Emil Condor a scris:
Thanks!

YouŽre welcome.. bounce

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MesajSubiect: Re: ENGLISH   Mier 27 Aug 2008, 00:25

There is our first englishman... with a german signature! Laughing
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MesajSubiect: Re: ENGLISH   Mier 27 Aug 2008, 07:25

@Emil Condor a scris:
There is our first englishman... with a german signature! Laughing

Crazy happening; always thought of me being THE best joke of Mother Nature

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MesajSubiect: Keep cactus around...   Mier 27 Aug 2008, 08:29

I really like the way you are, cactus: always in a good mood.
You must be a great guy to know.
Take care body!
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MesajSubiect: Re: ENGLISH   Mier 27 Aug 2008, 08:52

@Emil Condor a scris:
Take care body!

I will...

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MesajSubiect: Re: ENGLISH   Joi 04 Sept 2008, 03:34

Cactus, are you still there?
Do you have the chance to be with us, even when you're in Germany?
Laughing Do they have any computers there? Laughing
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MesajSubiect: Re: ENGLISH   Sam 13 Sept 2008, 00:29

@Emil Condor a scris:
Cactus, are you still there?
Do you have the chance to be with us, even when you're in Germany?
Laughing Do they have any computers there? Laughing

They had no computers; couldnŽt even find an internet caffe. They must be crazy down there...

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MesajSubiect: Re: ENGLISH   Sam 13 Sept 2008, 08:26

Let's have some jokes in English:

A Scotsman who was driving home one night, ran into a car driven by an Englishman.
The Scotsman got out of the car to apologize and offered the Englishman a drink from a bottle of whisky.
The Englishman was glad to have a drink.
"Go on," said the Scot, "have another drink."
The Englishman drank gratefully. "But don't you want one, too?" he asked the Scotsman.
"Perhaps," replied the Scotsman, "after the police have gone."


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MesajSubiect: Re: ENGLISH   Mier 24 Sept 2008, 21:58

Man, this topic is something new for me!!
Here I can train this language...... alien
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MesajSubiect: Re: ENGLISH   Joi 25 Sept 2008, 01:18

You're right, dsm: this forum can help în getting more English skills.
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MesajSubiect: Re: ENGLISH   Joi 25 Sept 2008, 11:09

IŽve changed my signature...

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MesajSubiect: Re: ENGLISH   Joi 25 Sept 2008, 23:42

Change your signature, or else! smile
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MesajSubiect: Re: ENGLISH   Vin 26 Sept 2008, 09:31

@Emil Condor a scris:
Change your signature, or else! smile

"Exactly"

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MesajSubiect: Re: ENGLISH   Vin 31 Oct 2008, 04:15

Who knows this poem?

Water lilies load all over
The blue lake amid the woods,
That imparts, while in white circles
Startling, to a boat its moods.

And along the strands I'm passing
Listening, waiting, in unrest,
That she from the reeds may issue
And fall, gently, on my breast;

That we may jump in the little
Boat, while water's voices whelm
All our feelings; that enchanted
I may drop my oars and helm;

That all charmed we may be floating
While moon's kindly light surrounds
Us, winds cause the reeds to rustle
And the waving water sounds.

But she does not come; abandoned,
Vainly I endure and sigh
Lonely, as the water lilies
On the blue lake ever lie.

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MesajSubiect: Re: ENGLISH   Lun 03 Noi 2008, 02:10

I had a pleasant surprise today when my kids came over and brought me a nice photo camera. Let me see... it's a Sony Cybershot. Beside that, I got a T-shirt with the words "I know, I'm not perfect but I am so close, it scares me". (They really think that about me! Wow!)

It wasn't any special day for me like birthday, anniversary or anything else, but they certainly made it special. Thay said: it's only the warm-up for Christmas, dad. Kids! They got nothing else to do with their money...

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MesajSubiect: Re: ENGLISH   Lun 03 Noi 2008, 18:29

@Emil Condor a scris:
I had a pleasant surprise today when my kids came over and brought me a nice photo camera. Let me see... it's a Sony Cybershot. Beside that, I got a T-shirt with the words "I know, I'm not perfect but I am so close, it scares me". (They really think that about me! Wow!)

It wasn't any special day for me like birthday, anniversary or anything else, but they certainly made it special. Thay said: it's only the warm-up for Christmas, dad. Kids! They got nothing else to do with their money...

You have a beautiful family and kids certainly love you very much.
Allah bless you and your family flower flower flower flower

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MesajSubiect: Re: ENGLISH   Mar 04 Noi 2008, 01:17

@Karima a scris:
@Emil Condor a scris:
I had a pleasant surprise today when my kids came over and brought me a nice photo camera. Let me see... it's a Sony Cybershot. Beside that, I got a T-shirt with the words "I know, I'm not perfect but I am so close, it scares me". (They really think that about me! Wow!)

It wasn't any special day for me like birthday, anniversary or anything else, but they certainly made it special. Thay said: it's only the warm-up for Christmas, dad. Kids! They got nothing else to do with their money...

You have a beautiful family and kids certainly love you very much.
Allah bless you and your family flower flower flower flower

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MesajSubiect: Re: ENGLISH   Mar 04 Noi 2008, 01:25

Aurora, you have an unusual English accent! smile
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MesajSubiect: Re: ENGLISH   Joi 06 Noi 2008, 16:25

Is a romanian accent smile

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MesajSubiect: Re: ENGLISH   Vin 07 Noi 2008, 14:17

Please translate:

Three swiss witch-bitches, who wish to be switched swiss witch-bitches, wish to watch three swiss Swatch watch switches. Which swiss witch-bitch who wishes to be a switched swiss witch-bitch, wishes to watch which swiss Swatch watch switch?

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MesajSubiect: Re: ENGLISH   Sam 08 Noi 2008, 00:37

@nicuvar a scris:
Please translate:

Three swiss witch-bitches, who wish to be switched swiss witch-bitches, wish to watch three swiss Swatch watch switches. Which swiss witch-bitch who wishes to be a switched swiss witch-bitch, wishes to watch which swiss Swatch watch switch?

Very Happy
I'm going to give you a translation found on line. It's stupid, but look at the way some people (programs) traslate that:
Trei cătele-vrăjitoare elvetiană, care doresc să fi trecut de-vrăjitoare elvetiană cătelele, doresc să mă uit la ora trei sistem elvetian Swatch trece de ceas. Care vrăjitoare elvetiană târfa care doreste să fie un trecut de vrăjitoare elvetiană târfă, care doreste să mă uit la ceas trece sistem elvetian Swatch

Well, why don't you try your own translation, now? Laughing Laughing Laughing

Keep in mind, the one up there it's not mine! Wow! How could it be?! scratch
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MesajSubiect: Re: ENGLISH   Dum 23 Noi 2008, 21:20

Beauty of Math!

1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111

9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888

Brilliant, isn't it?

And look at this symmetry:
1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111=12345678987654321
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MesajSubiect: Re: ENGLISH   Dum 23 Noi 2008, 21:20

101% from a strictly mathematical viewpoint:

What Equals 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been in situations where someone wants you to GIVE OVER 100%.

How about ACHIEVING 101%?
What equals 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

If:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And:
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But:
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

THEN, look how far the love of God will take you:

L-O-V-E-O-F-G-O-D
12+15+22+5+15+6+7+15+4 = 101%

Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:
While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will
get you there, It's the Love of God that will put you over the top!
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MesajSubiect: Re: ENGLISH   Lun 24 Noi 2008, 04:09

The Case For Christ

OK, if I'm a lawyer, and I'm viewing the case for Christ through legal goggles, what am I missing? Anything...? Surely, other analytical legal minds have weighed the evidence in "the case for Christ"...

Again, I was truly stunned to find that great legal minds had already done this...
Check these guys out...

Simon Greenleaf (1783-1853) was one of the founders of Harvard Law School. He authored the authoritative three-volume text, A Treatise on the Law of Evidence (1842), which is still considered "the greatest single authority on evidence in the entire literature of legal procedure." Greenleaf literally wrote the rules of evidence for the U.S. legal system. He was certainly a man who knew how to weigh the facts. He was an atheist until he accepted a challenge by his students to investigate the case for Christ's resurrection. After personally collecting and examining the evidence based on rules of evidence that he helped establish, Greenleaf became a Christian and wrote the classic, Testimony of the Evangelists.

Let [the Gospel's] testimony be sifted, as it were given in a court of justice on the side of the adverse party, the witness being subjected to a rigorous cross-examination. The result, it is confidently believed, will be an undoubting conviction of their integrity, ability, and truth.

Sir Lionel Luckhoo (1914-1997) is considered one of the greatest lawyers in British history. He's recorded in the Guinness Book of World Records as the "World's Most Successful Advocate," with 245 consecutive murder acquittals. He was knighted by Queen Elizabeth II -- twice. Luckhoo declared:

I humbly add I have spent more than 42 years as a defense trial lawyer appearing in many parts of the world and am still in active practice. I have been fortunate to secure a number of successes in jury trials and I say unequivocally the evidence for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ is so overwhelming that it compels acceptance by proof which leaves absolutely no room for doubt.

Lee Strobel was a Yale-educated, award-winning journalist at the Chicago Tribune. As an atheist, he decided to compile a legal case against Jesus Christ and prove him to be a fraud by the weight of the evidence. As Legal Editor of the Tribune, Strobel's area of expertise was courtroom analysis. To make his case against Christ, Strobel cross-examined a number of Christian authorities, recognized experts in their own fields of study (including PhD's from such prestigious academic centers as Cambridge, Princeton, and Brandeis). He conducted his examination with no religious bias, other than his predisposition to atheism.

Remarkably, after compiling and critically examining the evidence for himself, Strobel became a Christian. Stunned by his findings, he organized the evidence into a book entitled, The Case for Christ, which won the Gold Medallion Book Award for excellence. Strobel asks one thing of each reader - remain unbiased in your examination of the evidence. In the end, judge the evidence for yourself, acting as the lone juror in the case for Christ...

As a "lone juror," I sat quiet in my chair...

As jurors often do in the jury room, I asked to return once again to a provoking piece of evidence...
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